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Post by X47man on Aug 20, 2016 15:51:00 GMT
Hello wonderful people (or bots) of simplex. I have some very bad news. Bgargani has been diagnosed by me Dr. X47man of cheepo-drugs medical office with the horrid disease of Salty Daisy Syndrome. His brain has partially tainted with a severe amount of daisy salt. Although unlike Beta he is curable. I need money to develop a cure so please donate to this number 1-800-get-drug or visit www.cheepo-drugs.com/donate/scam?/ the money you donate will help bgargani*. So please find it in your heart to donate golden carrots, and golden apples, and diamonds to the aforementioned links. You will not regret it. Save bgargani today. If you don't you are a heartless monster. Thank you all for your time.
Sincerely wanting your money, X47man
*99% goes to X47man and 1% goes to bgar.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2016 16:47:35 GMT
Kill him with fire instead.
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Post by X47man on Aug 20, 2016 16:49:30 GMT
You want to donate euthanasia?
xD
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2016 16:50:24 GMT
I can donate flint & steel if that's fine. lol
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Post by X47man on Aug 20, 2016 16:51:28 GMT
Euthanasia by fire. Ok we can take an order of flint and steel. But do to attorney fee for Euthanasia we need 5 diamonds.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2016 16:54:00 GMT
Good luck.
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Post by Zero_Divide on Aug 20, 2016 18:27:37 GMT
I love how x47man agreed to donations of euthanasia... and apparently forgot that 99% of all donations go to X47man
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Post by X47man on Aug 20, 2016 18:33:51 GMT
I know i should add some more fine print xD.
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Post by AdamAndCaleb on Aug 21, 2016 2:43:37 GMT
I should get you in contact with Dr. Christa Reeper, who has cured multiple extreme cases of SDS, including mine. You two might make a great team!
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Post by Admin on Aug 21, 2016 7:38:57 GMT
I'm too lazy to donate anything but I totally back your cause
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Post by X47man on Aug 21, 2016 15:26:09 GMT
I understand. Moving wrists is the most difficult and dangerous thing to do for a human. xD
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Post by FireSafetyDoggo on Aug 21, 2016 17:20:53 GMT
I'm here just to give moral support.
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Post by Christa on Aug 21, 2016 20:11:51 GMT
Bgar might be curable........ Only time can tell. If I wasn't broke I would donate!
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Post by X47man on Aug 21, 2016 20:16:53 GMT
We should team up on this. And I accept diamonds and golden apples from minecraft
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Post by Christa on Aug 21, 2016 20:20:44 GMT
I have neither : D woo! But teaming up on this case may just save him from the salt mines....
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