Post by AdamAndCaleb on Jul 24, 2016 16:54:31 GMT
Let me tell you a story. Last night, I was playing Minecraft when Dr. Reeper diagnosed me with SDS, Salty Daisy Syndrome. She said there were only two cures. The first cure was to be happy, which was impossible in my severe case. The other was to spam "#BurnBeta" in chat, which is not allowed in the Simplex universe. There is a rumor of a 3rd cure involving the mystical "Notch Apple", but it would be very expensive. Please, donate to a player need. I need money to either visit another world, or fund that 3rd cure. Even a few lumps of coal can help. And, if you haven't realized this is a joke yet, you should go back to school.
