Post by AdamAndCaleb on Nov 23, 2016 3:29:39 GMT
I wrote most of these lyrics, but am crediting Christa_ for the idea.
On the first day of Christmas, Meehan gave to me: A Meehan in a birch tree!
On the second day of Christmas, Dysue gave to me: 2 stacks of diamonds and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the third day of Christmas, Jasan gave to me: 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the fourth day of Christmas, Kitty gave to me: 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the fifth day of Christmas, Mark gave to me: 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the sixth day of Christmas, Ken gave to me: 6 regen potions, 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas, Maggie gave to me: 7 iron golems; 6 regen potions, 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas, Christa gave to me: 8 shining beacons, 7 iron golems, 6 regen potions, 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the ninth day of Christmas, PurpleParis gave to me: 9 purple sheepies, 8 shining beacons, 7 iron golems, 6 regen potions, 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas, NikolettaSophia gave to me: 10 wither skulls, 9 purple sheepies, 8 shining beacons, 7 iron golems, 6 regen potions, 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Teapot gave to me: 11 giant build comps, the same 9 things as everyone else (xD lazy), and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On th twelfth day of Christmas, Adam got nothing, because all the staff members already gave him gifts and I don't want to put any normal people into the song because other normal people will feel left out.
P.S. Why would Meehan give me himself in a tree? Why would Dysue give free diamonds? Why does Jasan give me cookies, that's cannabalism (for him). Those aren't Kitty's babies, they're Minecraft cats. I hope those apples are Notch ones. Why would anyone give me 8 whole beacons, I have none. 10 skulls leaves one leftover. And 11 build comps on Christmas Eve alone is a lot. Contradicting my own lyrics. It isn't even Christmas, it's Thanksgivng. And I celebrate Hanukah.
On the first day of Christmas, Meehan gave to me: A Meehan in a birch tree!
On the second day of Christmas, Dysue gave to me: 2 stacks of diamonds and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the third day of Christmas, Jasan gave to me: 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the fourth day of Christmas, Kitty gave to me: 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the fifth day of Christmas, Mark gave to me: 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the sixth day of Christmas, Ken gave to me: 6 regen potions, 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas, Maggie gave to me: 7 iron golems; 6 regen potions, 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas, Christa gave to me: 8 shining beacons, 7 iron golems, 6 regen potions, 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the ninth day of Christmas, PurpleParis gave to me: 9 purple sheepies, 8 shining beacons, 7 iron golems, 6 regen potions, 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas, NikolettaSophia gave to me: 10 wither skulls, 9 purple sheepies, 8 shining beacons, 7 iron golems, 6 regen potions, 5 golden apples, 4 baby kitties, 3 yummy cookies, 2 stacks of diamonds, and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Teapot gave to me: 11 giant build comps, the same 9 things as everyone else (xD lazy), and a Meehan in a birch tree!
On th twelfth day of Christmas, Adam got nothing, because all the staff members already gave him gifts and I don't want to put any normal people into the song because other normal people will feel left out.
P.S. Why would Meehan give me himself in a tree? Why would Dysue give free diamonds? Why does Jasan give me cookies, that's cannabalism (for him). Those aren't Kitty's babies, they're Minecraft cats. I hope those apples are Notch ones. Why would anyone give me 8 whole beacons, I have none. 10 skulls leaves one leftover. And 11 build comps on Christmas Eve alone is a lot. Contradicting my own lyrics. It isn't even Christmas, it's Thanksgivng. And I celebrate Hanukah.